Attempts to Kill Her

don't take me wrong. but this ain't real. or is it? :]

ATTEMPTS TO KILL HER

LETS KILL HER, ANY PLANS?

PLAN.A ATTACK FROM BEHIND

PLAN.B DISTRACT HER USING SONGS

PLAN.C PUT "EXTRA SPICE" ON HER FOOD

PLAN.D PUT WASSABI ON HER GLASSES

PLAN.E SNEEZE ON HER, THEN RUN!

PLAN.F TELL HER THAT SHE AINT GOT NO DESTINY

PLAN.G SING CHRISTMAS CAROL, WHILE SHE SLEEPS

PLAN.H MAKE HER BOYFRIEND WEAR A DRESS

PLAN.I TELL HER THAT WE'RE CRAZY, THEN RUN!

PLAN.J DRAMATICALLY SCREAM, THEN FAINT

PLAN.K CALL 911, BLAME IT ON HER

PLAN.L LOOK AT HER CHILDHOOD PICS, AND LAUGH

PLAN.M EAT HER COOKIE IN FRONT OF HER, AND SAY HA HA!

PLAN.N CALL HER MOM, AND SAY NYEH NYEH!

PLAN.O STEP ON HER FEET, SAY VROOM VROOM, THEN RUN!

PLAN.P PET HER CALENDER, AND SAY "SHE NEVER FEEDS YOU, WHAT AN EVIL WOMAN"

PLAN.Q PUT GRANPA'S NOSE HAIR ON HER HAIR

PLAN.R SAY "SCHBOUVNER, RNATERPOOZY! WAA WAAW!" THEN RUN!

PLAN.S MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PRESIDENT, AND BLAME IT ON HER

PLAN.T CALL HER AND SAY "SPONGEBOB WANTS TO BE YOUR WIFE *SCREAM*" THEN HANG UP

PLAN.U UTTERLY DESTROY HER LAPTOP, AND SAY "MY TURTLE ATE MY MOM"

PLAN.V PICK YOUR NOSE AND DO AN EVIL LAUGH IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND! (BLAME IT ON HER)

PLAN.W SAY "I'LL EAT YOU ALIIIIVEEE! RUUN! NOW!" THEN RUN!

PLAN.X X-RAY HER MATH BOOK, AND PROVE TO HER THAT THERE'S NOTHING IN IT

PLAN.Y YELL "LOOKS LIKE YOUR EYES RAN OUT OF RUBBER!"

PLAN.Z GO TO THE ZOO PULL THE LION'S TAIL, AND BLAME HER

and yes, i lost my mind. i forgot to give it a map. thats why its lost -__-

Guys, listen to me. This will work, occasionally. If you love me, then it'll work. If you love Kanya, then you should take a good care of the boy next to you (kany knows the attempts to kill 'The Him')

Nuisance II

QUIT HELPING HIM!
I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!

you knew that i hated him
why are you still helping him?
thought you were my friend
if you keep doin this
I'm goin to hate you both

And I don't want to do that
You guys are the only ppl that i know here
(AND YES, ppl means friends)
so be a friend, and quit helpin him

and YOU, you knew that i hate you -_-
so quit makin him do stuffs for you
ESPECIALLY THE STUFFS THAT I HATE
he's your friend
and he's doin it because YOU ASKED FOR IT
so STOP ASKING FOR IT

just be a friend, and let me live my life

:D

Schkbouvner, Playing with Words

i have no idea what Schkbouvner means

saying random words without knowing what it meant

that is soo you

telling me stuffs that you weren't even sure about

thats wack and somewhat dissapointing

i mean, expecting that you really mean it, but you ddnt

'cos you ddnt even know WHAT that means

Ashglamunts and Ontranozious

i had no hell idea

Rashgrovaz and Yakerzoozle

I'm soo much better in this thing

Cos i ddnt use obviouswords-that-made-others-think-that-you-mean-it

BUT YOU DDNT!

Rantherspanove, I've had enough 

Feeling crazy for no reason. Feel like shoutin, and sayin words that ddnt even exist. Life is hell. enjoy it :D

Growing

My Little Princess is now my Bestest friend who understands
From the round little sleepy head to the run-about little dog

I can't call you Puppy anymore
Junie is the bestest Dog that I could ever asked for

one and only :D

Tall Tales : Good Friday

Woke up at 7, took a shower, dressed in black, and waited for the rest of the fam to get ready.

yeaah its Good Friday ---rather confused on wether i should put a SMILEY or a SAD-ey, lets just go with none

I IM-ed Leslie, and IM IM IM IM until everyone's ready

said "bye leslie, gotta go to church" -__-

then its church time

Church's seat is full, doesn't matter though

'cause I'll be sitting in the CHOIR seat (DUN DUN DUUUN)

Choir was my one way ticket to Funworld

well I think singing is better than rotting in church and checkin the clock every second

well today's Choir was ... fun

despite all the high notes, missing beats, and slanky tunes :DD

the thing is, i sit next to a badbreathedbreathingdragon

which is GREAT

and she wants me to share a book, since she left hers at home

dang, i think i almost puked -___-

I gave her mine, and i had to share a book with my Mom 

thats somewhat better than breathing near her while her mouth is wide open

i'd rather run to mommmyy

but the rest was greater than great

I got home. I ate lunch. I sat. I played with my dog Juunie

and spent the rest of the day watching TV

story's somewhat dimwitted, but whoocaaaareees!  LOL

Cliché III

Things don't go the way you wanted

But things happen 

"Soo okay, I drive all the way here to chinatown, dress myself in curtains, kiss a lobster, bail a friend out of jail, and jump into the dumpster JUST to say that i like jake, well, its not perfect, but i don't want it to change"            - Addie Singer         

Empty

No More
Absolutely Positively Sure
You don't need Jerks :]
life goes on Kez :]

(yes, im talking to myself LOL, whattheheck life's better this way)