Attempts to Kill Her

don't take me wrong. but this ain't real. or is it? :]

ATTEMPTS TO KILL HER

LETS KILL HER, ANY PLANS?

PLAN.A ATTACK FROM BEHIND

PLAN.B DISTRACT HER USING SONGS

PLAN.C PUT "EXTRA SPICE" ON HER FOOD

PLAN.D PUT WASSABI ON HER GLASSES

PLAN.E SNEEZE ON HER, THEN RUN!

PLAN.F TELL HER THAT SHE AINT GOT NO DESTINY

PLAN.G SING CHRISTMAS CAROL, WHILE SHE SLEEPS

PLAN.H MAKE HER BOYFRIEND WEAR A DRESS

PLAN.I TELL HER THAT WE'RE CRAZY, THEN RUN!

PLAN.J DRAMATICALLY SCREAM, THEN FAINT

PLAN.K CALL 911, BLAME IT ON HER

PLAN.L LOOK AT HER CHILDHOOD PICS, AND LAUGH

PLAN.M EAT HER COOKIE IN FRONT OF HER, AND SAY HA HA!

PLAN.N CALL HER MOM, AND SAY NYEH NYEH!

PLAN.O STEP ON HER FEET, SAY VROOM VROOM, THEN RUN!

PLAN.P PET HER CALENDER, AND SAY "SHE NEVER FEEDS YOU, WHAT AN EVIL WOMAN"

PLAN.Q PUT GRANPA'S NOSE HAIR ON HER HAIR

PLAN.R SAY "SCHBOUVNER, RNATERPOOZY! WAA WAAW!" THEN RUN!

PLAN.S MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PRESIDENT, AND BLAME IT ON HER

PLAN.T CALL HER AND SAY "SPONGEBOB WANTS TO BE YOUR WIFE *SCREAM*" THEN HANG UP

PLAN.U UTTERLY DESTROY HER LAPTOP, AND SAY "MY TURTLE ATE MY MOM"

PLAN.V PICK YOUR NOSE AND DO AN EVIL LAUGH IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND! (BLAME IT ON HER)

PLAN.W SAY "I'LL EAT YOU ALIIIIVEEE! RUUN! NOW!" THEN RUN!

PLAN.X X-RAY HER MATH BOOK, AND PROVE TO HER THAT THERE'S NOTHING IN IT

PLAN.Y YELL "LOOKS LIKE YOUR EYES RAN OUT OF RUBBER!"

PLAN.Z GO TO THE ZOO PULL THE LION'S TAIL, AND BLAME HER

and yes, i lost my mind. i forgot to give it a map. thats why its lost -__-

Guys, listen to me. This will work, occasionally. If you love me, then it'll work. If you love Kanya, then you should take a good care of the boy next to you (kany knows the attempts to kill 'The Him')